Team Profile: 2009-2010 Springfield Hell's Satans

The general manager of the Springfield Hell's Satans, Brian Pittman, had the entire league talking during September's draft, when he opted to draft only a single player to make up his team. That player was Alexander Ovechkin. Though it was the best pick of the entire draft, some question Pittman's motives in only selecting a single player to make up what would usually be a twenty player roster. When asked after the draft about his single selection, Pittman had this to say:

"Ovechkin is [censored] pwnzors!!!"
-Brian Pittman, General Manager of the Springfield Hell's Satans

And it seemed that he was correct. Totalling an epic nine points in only three games at the start of the season, it seemed as if Ovechkin was going to absolutely blow every team out of the water single handedly. However, his production would slow down soon after. Though still far above the average player in terms of performance, Ovechkin could not bear the weight of playing every single position in every single game, and his one-man show would not be enough to compete with the other teams that had full rosters.

And now, the worst has happened. Ovechkin has recently been injured in a game, probably due to the stress that Pittman has placed upon him. Though the nature of the injury has not been made public, it is sure that the Springfield Hell's Satans will suffer tremendously with their only player out for any amount of time, whether it be a short or long period. When asked about the injury Ovechkin suffered, Pittman had this to say:

"/wrist"
-Brian Pittman, General Manager of the Springfield Hell's Satans

Some are wondering what exactly will happen now, with no team in Springfield. Will the team simply forfeit every game? Or will the team simply leave the empty net for the opponents to ravage for sixty minutes every second night? Only time will tell. What is certain, however, Pittman is regretting his decision to draft only a single player, and will likely not take the same route next season.

Be sure to tune to the Flare Group News tomorrow, November 2nd! With a new month, comes a whole new bunch of trades. We'll be sure to break down every trade, and rumour circulating around the FG6 for our faithful readers and viewers! See you then!

Current Standings:

Team	Points
Kansas City Archangels	189
Missanabie Bears	189
Hamilton Tigers	170
Hanmer Velocity	169
Springfield Hell's Satans	158
Zaza Dancers	136

Edit: We here at Flare Group News take our accuracy in our reporting very seriously. It seems that we have made a mistake with our initial report, and we are now attempting to rectify it. It seems that Springfield does have a team that plays with Ovechkin, we have just yet to see it. Where is this team? We just do not know. When will it step up? We can only wait and see.